1 00:00:01,440 --> 00:00:03,220 Previously on Vanderpump Rules. 2 00:00:03,440 --> 00:00:04,800 When you go to that dark place. 3 00:00:05,320 --> 00:00:07,580 Yeah, I know, Tom. You've already paid me back for that. 4 00:00:07,800 --> 00:00:12,020 You see the girl in Vegas. You make out with the girl here. I upgraded Tommy 5 00:00:12,020 --> 00:00:14,600 Katie's room. Hopefully he's not sleeping on the couch. 6 00:00:15,540 --> 00:00:19,760 I'm piecing together the fact that everything you and Katie fight about, 7 00:00:19,760 --> 00:00:20,760 fight about the fact. 8 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:21,898 Check in Vegas. 9 00:00:21,900 --> 00:00:25,860 We never had sex. Yes, I made it. Carmen was there, and she saw it. I'm out of 10 00:00:25,860 --> 00:00:28,720 here. And she brought up the past. She brought up the past. That's a horrible 11 00:00:28,720 --> 00:00:29,720 person. 12 00:00:29,960 --> 00:00:34,460 Everybody grows up, Tom. Your penis was not capable of going inside that girl. 13 00:00:34,520 --> 00:00:35,820 Sorry. But it wasn't. 14 00:01:09,639 --> 00:01:14,480 We did figure out that the root is Vegas. Oh, that's the root. 15 00:01:14,680 --> 00:01:16,600 What about the four years before that? 16 00:01:16,960 --> 00:01:17,960 I'm done. 17 00:01:19,340 --> 00:01:21,240 Dude, I'm done with her. I'm done with Katie. 18 00:01:21,460 --> 00:01:22,460 I'm not marrying her. 19 00:01:24,400 --> 00:01:25,400 I'm not. 20 00:01:26,060 --> 00:01:27,360 I cannot marry her. 21 00:01:30,340 --> 00:01:32,180 You've never talked to me about this. 22 00:01:32,400 --> 00:01:33,400 About what? 23 00:01:33,500 --> 00:01:36,040 Like, whether Schwartz had sex with somebody. 24 00:01:36,440 --> 00:01:39,720 Well, I have no idea that's why y 'all are fighting. 25 00:01:40,520 --> 00:01:44,640 A long time ago, when the whole cheating stuff was going down, Jack said that 26 00:01:44,640 --> 00:01:48,160 when they were in Vegas, Tom came back to the hotel room and said that he had 27 00:01:48,160 --> 00:01:51,580 slept with this girl. Please, did you say anything to Kristen that anything 28 00:01:51,580 --> 00:01:52,580 happened in Vegas? 29 00:01:52,680 --> 00:01:53,680 Yeah, I did. 30 00:01:54,240 --> 00:01:59,520 Maybe I am still harboring resentment towards when he cheated on me. That 31 00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:00,620 so much sense. 32 00:02:00,940 --> 00:02:05,780 I wish I knew it. This was something that came about when we were not 33 00:02:07,060 --> 00:02:09,860 I didn't want to talk to everyone about it. I didn't want to make it public 34 00:02:09,860 --> 00:02:13,820 knowledge. I was trying to protect Tom. 35 00:02:14,540 --> 00:02:15,600 I'm really sorry. 36 00:02:15,920 --> 00:02:17,100 No, I'm so sorry. 37 00:02:17,580 --> 00:02:20,340 It's really weird to hear Katie talk about something. 38 00:02:20,830 --> 00:02:25,650 so extreme and difficult in her life and know that I wasn't there for it and I 39 00:02:25,650 --> 00:02:26,990 didn't know anything about it. 40 00:02:27,490 --> 00:02:31,150 Like, you think you're best friends with somebody and you forget, oh, we weren't 41 00:02:31,150 --> 00:02:32,530 friends a year ago. 42 00:02:32,810 --> 00:02:37,350 Oh, he didn't know where he went or how he got there. You don't know a goddamn 43 00:02:37,350 --> 00:02:40,550 thing that happened, but you do know for a fact that he made up. 44 00:02:40,870 --> 00:02:43,690 I'm tired of pretending like I don't know that he fucked that girl. 45 00:02:43,930 --> 00:02:49,090 Like, so just, like, admit to it. That would be stupendous. 46 00:02:50,560 --> 00:02:53,380 Schwartz cheated on Katie. You think that's the root of the problem? No, 47 00:02:53,380 --> 00:02:56,980 not what we think. That's what Katie said. That's what you said to me. That's 48 00:02:56,980 --> 00:02:59,460 what Katie said. She's trying to act like that's what it's about. 49 00:02:59,940 --> 00:03:03,780 I'm not saying she's trying to act like. But Schwartz, you can't act like she 50 00:03:03,780 --> 00:03:06,940 was angry before. You wouldn't propose to someone who's just angry all of the 51 00:03:06,940 --> 00:03:09,280 time. You don't propose to someone who. You're proposing to somebody who gave 52 00:03:09,280 --> 00:03:11,320 him an ultimatum. No, no. No. 53 00:03:11,560 --> 00:03:15,220 Thank you for saying that, Tom. Do not say that. I'm not pulling this out of 54 00:03:15,220 --> 00:03:16,220 thin air. 55 00:03:16,280 --> 00:03:19,380 Today, I'm telling you that take that next step with me. 56 00:03:19,820 --> 00:03:22,380 Otherwise, I need to move on with my life. 57 00:03:22,740 --> 00:03:25,240 If you can't figure it out, then it's done. 58 00:03:25,480 --> 00:03:28,640 Nobody wants to believe it, but it's true. I mean, maybe Katie should have 59 00:03:28,640 --> 00:03:32,460 worked all this out before she pushed Schwartz into proposing to her. 60 00:03:32,700 --> 00:03:36,400 He loves her. He does. Otherwise, he would not have gotten down on one knee 61 00:03:36,400 --> 00:03:40,700 proposed. Don't put your finger on my face. I've got my finger on my face all 62 00:03:40,700 --> 00:03:41,700 night. 63 00:03:41,860 --> 00:03:43,220 What are you mad about? 64 00:03:43,520 --> 00:03:44,520 I'm sick and tired of him. 65 00:03:44,890 --> 00:03:49,850 Just getting belittled and told what he needs to do all the time. 66 00:03:50,910 --> 00:03:52,490 Leave him alone. 67 00:03:53,330 --> 00:03:55,170 He's a battered wife. 68 00:03:55,610 --> 00:03:56,730 Look at him. 69 00:04:00,050 --> 00:04:03,850 I'm probably the dumbest woman on the planet. 70 00:04:04,830 --> 00:04:07,110 I'm the dumbest woman on the planet. 71 00:04:08,680 --> 00:04:12,100 I just don't understand why he wouldn't just be like, hey, I'm sorry. 72 00:04:12,300 --> 00:04:13,279 Oh, God. 73 00:04:13,280 --> 00:04:15,160 How is that for the person that would take him to the grave? 74 00:04:15,720 --> 00:04:19,640 That's protected his ass way too long. 75 00:04:29,240 --> 00:04:34,340 What if you say, listen, I will marry you. I will marry you, but you first 76 00:04:34,340 --> 00:04:35,580 to tell me the truth. 77 00:04:35,900 --> 00:04:36,900 Yeah, no. 78 00:04:36,920 --> 00:04:38,480 That can't happen. You can't do that. 79 00:04:39,700 --> 00:04:41,420 She gave them, and I'll tell you when it came out. 80 00:04:41,640 --> 00:04:45,780 No, she didn't. It's their shtick. It's their joke. She's a princess herself. 81 00:04:46,400 --> 00:04:49,020 Tom, I love you. I love you. 82 00:04:50,280 --> 00:04:53,240 What'd she do to you? She sat me down and said, I know you f***ed around in 83 00:04:53,240 --> 00:04:54,560 Vegas. Yeah, well, you did, so. 84 00:04:54,860 --> 00:04:56,620 Yeah, and you're also a bitch. 85 00:04:56,860 --> 00:04:57,860 Wait a second. 86 00:04:58,480 --> 00:05:02,120 Absolutely not. Absolutely not. You can't talk like that. You cannot talk 87 00:05:02,120 --> 00:05:03,120 that. 88 00:05:03,650 --> 00:05:07,430 I wish, I wish Katie just cheated on me. I wish that was my only problem with 89 00:05:07,430 --> 00:05:08,249 that. 90 00:05:08,250 --> 00:05:09,250 I wish Katie. 91 00:05:10,210 --> 00:05:12,610 Schwartz does not act like Santa Claus around. 92 00:05:13,430 --> 00:05:16,690 Jackson, I was taking Jackson's makeup off him, which I know sounds ridiculous. 93 00:05:17,010 --> 00:05:20,770 And I could hear him just talking so bad about you. And I was getting so mad 94 00:05:20,770 --> 00:05:24,210 because I was like, Kristen is not here to defend herself. She's going to get my 95 00:05:24,210 --> 00:05:26,510 face. I'm going to talk about old Dodie. How many guys did she... 96 00:05:26,720 --> 00:05:31,680 That's why she was dating you. If I can split Sandoval's throat and just get him 97 00:05:31,680 --> 00:05:34,640 out the face of the earth, then Schwartz won't act like this anymore. I swear to 98 00:05:34,640 --> 00:05:38,660 God, he never acts like this unless he's around Sandoval. I've never been mad at 99 00:05:38,660 --> 00:05:39,379 him before. 100 00:05:39,380 --> 00:05:40,380 It is weird. 101 00:05:41,100 --> 00:05:43,180 I've been mad at him, and I'm, like, very mad. 102 00:05:43,420 --> 00:05:47,720 It's all Tom's fault. But Sandoval never even calling Schwartz out on his 103 00:05:47,720 --> 00:05:50,340 wrongdoing. He's not helping at all. 104 00:05:50,780 --> 00:05:54,120 I think that Tom and Katie would be much better off if Sandoval would maybe 105 00:05:54,120 --> 00:05:56,220 create solutions instead of creating problems. 106 00:05:56,820 --> 00:05:59,600 I'm so sad that I didn't know. 107 00:06:02,680 --> 00:06:03,900 That's my fault. 108 00:06:05,260 --> 00:06:06,260 No, it's not. 109 00:06:06,400 --> 00:06:07,420 Here's a quick note. 110 00:06:08,460 --> 00:06:09,500 Tom cheated on me. 111 00:06:10,440 --> 00:06:11,740 Lied. Hardcore. 112 00:06:12,220 --> 00:06:13,260 Then he admitted. 113 00:06:13,560 --> 00:06:16,740 But, you know, just like 20 % admitted it. 114 00:06:17,800 --> 00:06:21,940 And that was it. Like, I already made up my mind. I've been with this dude for 115 00:06:21,940 --> 00:06:27,300 so long that this, like, loose, skank bitch was not going to shake that. 116 00:06:27,780 --> 00:06:30,460 That's a horrible idea to have a joint match with everybody. 117 00:06:30,960 --> 00:06:35,380 I just want him to admit it. That's it. That's all. Admit what? 118 00:06:36,620 --> 00:06:40,740 Admit to what happened. I didn't. I didn't admit. Come on. 119 00:06:41,600 --> 00:06:46,300 Really? They say when you're drunk, down there is not really going to work. But 120 00:06:46,300 --> 00:06:47,400 I know when I'm drunk. 121 00:06:47,770 --> 00:06:52,010 It's this head that shuts down, not this one. Oh, my God. Can I get her? Can I 122 00:06:52,010 --> 00:06:52,689 get her? 123 00:06:52,690 --> 00:06:57,710 I'll be over. Can I get her one time to say I'm sorry for ruining my life? Yeah, 124 00:06:57,710 --> 00:06:59,330 absolutely. Maybe she'll do it too. 125 00:06:59,730 --> 00:07:00,730 But this could help. 126 00:07:00,790 --> 00:07:02,310 This could help if you could just see yourself. 127 00:07:02,630 --> 00:07:06,290 If you sat down like this, listen, baby, I love you so much. Let's work this 128 00:07:06,290 --> 00:07:11,040 out. If not, let's call everything off because you're miserable. You're 129 00:07:11,040 --> 00:07:12,040 miserable. 130 00:07:12,260 --> 00:07:15,860 We're at a bachelor party. You've cried three times. Yeah. This is not normal. 131 00:07:16,300 --> 00:07:18,560 If you said this is normal, you're out of your mind. 132 00:07:19,200 --> 00:07:20,220 This is not normal. 133 00:07:20,540 --> 00:07:22,200 Ew. What are you doing? It's all water. 134 00:07:22,940 --> 00:07:27,240 Tom, just say, listen, I'm going to talk reasonably as a fiancé about to get 135 00:07:27,240 --> 00:07:30,920 married in two weeks and try to come together and be a team. Yeah, yeah, 136 00:07:31,160 --> 00:07:33,980 Do you think you're sober enough, though, in your head right now to sit 137 00:07:33,980 --> 00:07:36,180 with her or not? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. 138 00:07:41,960 --> 00:07:44,640 Girls? Girls, do you mind if Tom talks to Katie? 139 00:07:44,880 --> 00:07:46,240 Oh, I don't want to look like this. No. 140 00:07:46,460 --> 00:07:47,460 No. 141 00:07:47,660 --> 00:07:49,040 No. It's not happening. 142 00:07:49,480 --> 00:07:50,480 All right, we're going to go. 143 00:07:50,780 --> 00:07:52,380 Thank you. Oh, my God. Stop. 144 00:07:52,960 --> 00:07:55,280 Tom, you go. I'm not having a conversation. 145 00:07:55,800 --> 00:07:56,840 I feel like. 146 00:07:57,180 --> 00:07:58,520 No. Oh, God. 147 00:07:59,980 --> 00:08:00,980 I can't take that. 148 00:08:01,160 --> 00:08:02,180 Stop. Come on. 149 00:08:02,520 --> 00:08:04,800 Just let them talk. Just let Katie and Tom talk. 150 00:08:05,180 --> 00:08:07,440 Brittany, you too. All right, we're going. We're going. 151 00:08:08,160 --> 00:08:09,160 I need my duck. 152 00:08:09,710 --> 00:08:10,629 I'm just kidding. 153 00:08:10,630 --> 00:08:13,990 I'm kidding. I'm going to smack you. I love you so much. I'll go down on you 154 00:08:13,990 --> 00:08:14,990 with that. Thank you. 155 00:08:15,410 --> 00:08:17,230 Now I have to go down on my girlfriend because of this. 156 00:08:17,570 --> 00:08:18,570 It's not fun. 157 00:08:19,070 --> 00:08:20,070 I don't want to talk. 158 00:08:20,150 --> 00:08:21,150 Are you okay? I'm not ready. 159 00:08:21,330 --> 00:08:23,410 I do love you a lot. 160 00:08:23,750 --> 00:08:27,970 Tom, you have smoky eye makeup on and you have one eyebrow that goes like 161 00:08:28,150 --> 00:08:31,070 I can't. My eyeballs? My eyeballs aren't going like that. 162 00:08:32,429 --> 00:08:33,429 My eyeballs are chill. 163 00:08:33,950 --> 00:08:36,169 This is completely pointless. 164 00:08:36,429 --> 00:08:40,990 Tom is blackout drunk. He just needs to go to bed, and we can revisit in the 165 00:08:40,990 --> 00:08:44,030 morning when he's sober -ish. 166 00:08:44,350 --> 00:08:48,170 I wasn't around during the time. You weren't around. What happened? Yeah. I 167 00:08:48,170 --> 00:08:49,170 you to tell me for real. 168 00:08:49,310 --> 00:08:51,790 Do you want to know what happened? Okay, this is what happened. I'm sorry to 169 00:08:51,790 --> 00:08:53,290 tell you this is the time when Tom and I were dating. 170 00:08:53,590 --> 00:08:54,590 Now we'll go. 171 00:08:54,610 --> 00:08:57,430 We came back to the room and we'll go to bed. He came in the room. 172 00:08:58,150 --> 00:09:02,530 Wasted. Took all his clothes off in front of Kermit and I. He's storming 173 00:09:02,530 --> 00:09:06,870 the room. He's like, I did something bad. I did something bad. And he 174 00:09:06,870 --> 00:09:10,210 admitted to hooking up with that girl. Like that sex? 175 00:09:10,790 --> 00:09:13,170 Yeah. And I think that's how that all started. 176 00:09:13,630 --> 00:09:16,550 Okay. Tell me what I did wrong and I'll accept it. 177 00:09:16,890 --> 00:09:17,789 Tell me. 178 00:09:17,790 --> 00:09:19,990 You've been an asshole all night, I guess. 179 00:09:20,250 --> 00:09:24,950 I have to deal with her going to the dark side once a month. 180 00:09:25,200 --> 00:09:28,340 That has nothing to do with anything that I just asked. I wish Katie was the 181 00:09:28,340 --> 00:09:31,700 guy. And I never said I made out with a chick because I was drunk. 182 00:09:32,120 --> 00:09:33,480 Tom, Tom. 183 00:09:33,900 --> 00:09:35,740 Nice dating in life. 184 00:09:36,200 --> 00:09:37,840 Tom. Jack, Frank. 185 00:09:38,240 --> 00:09:40,280 Patrick. Good run, sassy. 186 00:09:41,140 --> 00:09:42,400 Good run, sass. 187 00:09:43,980 --> 00:09:44,980 Seriously? 188 00:09:45,380 --> 00:09:51,180 What did my poor choice in men have to do with you allegedly f***ing a girl in 189 00:09:51,180 --> 00:09:54,440 Vegas? I will never let anybody call you Tequila Kitty ever again. 190 00:09:54,880 --> 00:09:56,680 That's just bad argument skills. 191 00:09:57,060 --> 00:09:59,420 Does anyone feel bad for me yet? I really do. 192 00:10:01,100 --> 00:10:03,580 Coming up. Were you guys looking for problems? 193 00:10:04,020 --> 00:10:06,880 Well, the hard work in a marriage starts later. 194 00:10:07,360 --> 00:10:09,800 You need to get your relationship back on the right track. 195 00:10:22,430 --> 00:10:23,950 Pull the blinds, please. 196 00:10:31,930 --> 00:10:32,930 What? 197 00:10:33,470 --> 00:10:34,470 What? 198 00:10:35,270 --> 00:10:36,270 Tom! 199 00:10:37,250 --> 00:10:38,570 What happened to my underwear? 200 00:10:44,530 --> 00:10:46,170 I don't know what happened. 201 00:10:46,410 --> 00:10:48,450 We're going to the pool at 1. We're all meeting down there at 1. 202 00:10:48,810 --> 00:10:50,930 Well, I'm going to the gym as soon as I can get to the gym. 203 00:10:53,949 --> 00:10:55,330 Oh, there you are. Sleeping Beauty. 204 00:10:56,810 --> 00:10:57,810 Lost my underwear. 205 00:10:57,930 --> 00:10:59,350 You still have your sash on and everything. 206 00:10:59,770 --> 00:11:01,590 I woke up with a full warning with an address. 207 00:11:02,950 --> 00:11:05,190 I swear to God, I have base boner warnings. 208 00:11:11,650 --> 00:11:13,030 Dang. Why? 209 00:11:14,510 --> 00:11:15,510 Dude. 210 00:11:16,570 --> 00:11:18,110 My God, those nails. 211 00:11:18,790 --> 00:11:20,330 That grossed me out, dude. 212 00:11:20,610 --> 00:11:21,610 I know. 213 00:11:22,440 --> 00:11:23,680 It's like not that thin. 214 00:11:24,140 --> 00:11:26,780 Last night was so much fun until the end. 215 00:11:27,260 --> 00:11:31,540 I don't want everything to be band -aid better, but I want things to be better. 216 00:11:31,740 --> 00:11:35,600 Yeah. Tom and Katie never seem to resolve their issues. They get in these 217 00:11:35,600 --> 00:11:39,540 arguments, usually when they're drunk, throw temper tantrums like toddlers 218 00:11:39,540 --> 00:11:41,320 they get tuckered out and fall asleep. 219 00:11:41,640 --> 00:11:44,480 And then they just wake up the next morning and they forgot what they even 220 00:11:44,480 --> 00:11:45,620 argued about the night before. 221 00:11:45,980 --> 00:11:47,760 Like when you're spending the whole day together. 222 00:11:48,100 --> 00:11:49,140 Yeah, it's gonna be awkward. 223 00:11:50,120 --> 00:11:51,180 Was that your dinner? 224 00:11:51,400 --> 00:11:52,720 What? All of that? 225 00:11:52,980 --> 00:11:55,360 No, I had chicken tenders. 226 00:11:56,180 --> 00:11:57,660 This is just my snack. 227 00:11:59,160 --> 00:12:05,180 How was last night? Because I heard yelling. I can't imagine if we were in 228 00:12:05,180 --> 00:12:10,660 half as bad of a place as they're in weeks leading up to our wedding, you 229 00:12:10,660 --> 00:12:13,800 Yeah. Katie and Tom are just like at each other's throats. 230 00:12:14,240 --> 00:12:18,460 Katie drinks, they fight. Tom drinks, they fight. Maybe if everyone just stays 231 00:12:18,460 --> 00:12:20,760 sober until the wedding, this will all run. 232 00:12:22,150 --> 00:12:27,110 There's a lot. They have to just really be honest with each other. They did do a 233 00:12:27,110 --> 00:12:30,670 prenup, which obviously is looking like a great idea at this point. I do think 234 00:12:30,670 --> 00:12:31,810 it is smart of them. 235 00:12:32,050 --> 00:12:34,650 Yeah. For us, I was like, it was never even a consideration. 236 00:12:34,850 --> 00:12:38,130 But I wouldn't marry someone I don't completely trust. Like, we're going to, 237 00:12:38,130 --> 00:12:41,350 like, empty out my bank account, go to CERN, pick up my tips. 238 00:12:41,630 --> 00:12:43,650 Like... Maybe. 239 00:12:50,440 --> 00:12:51,500 20 minutes. Is that cool? 240 00:12:51,840 --> 00:12:52,840 Mm -hmm. 241 00:12:53,180 --> 00:12:57,120 I've known Katie and Schwartz since before they got together, and they're 242 00:12:57,120 --> 00:12:59,260 fighting over some of the same things. 243 00:12:59,780 --> 00:13:00,780 Don't get upset. 244 00:13:00,860 --> 00:13:02,700 You're drunk. All right, I'm out of here. 245 00:13:02,980 --> 00:13:04,080 Talk to your... 246 00:13:04,579 --> 00:13:06,220 Look at her. She can't control herself. 247 00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:07,960 She's drinking. 248 00:13:08,040 --> 00:13:12,040 I know you can't take a stand for yourself because you're a pussy, but can 249 00:13:12,040 --> 00:13:14,860 take a stand for your girlfriend ever in your life? 250 00:13:15,220 --> 00:13:19,180 I wasn't there for the Vegas Girl Saga, so I'm trying to figure out the best way 251 00:13:19,180 --> 00:13:21,400 to support them as a couple, and it's hard. 252 00:13:42,230 --> 00:13:43,290 That's what I like. 253 00:13:43,710 --> 00:13:45,050 Got it already. Come on. 254 00:13:45,770 --> 00:13:47,670 What is going on out here? 255 00:13:48,090 --> 00:13:52,670 We have to put this tent to protect us from the rain. So what's he doing? He is 256 00:13:52,670 --> 00:13:54,730 about to cut one branch. 257 00:13:55,050 --> 00:13:59,410 I think it's not safe to sit here. Okay. I won't let him cut anymore. 258 00:13:59,790 --> 00:14:00,790 All right. I'll see you later. 259 00:14:00,950 --> 00:14:01,950 All right. 260 00:14:03,400 --> 00:14:06,660 Yeah. Can I have, like, a second of your time? 261 00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:07,880 Yeah, go ahead. 262 00:14:08,220 --> 00:14:10,380 I've been working for you now for a year and a half. 263 00:14:10,740 --> 00:14:12,840 A year and a half, jeez. I know, hosting. 264 00:14:13,080 --> 00:14:17,420 Okay, well, it's been a pretty positive experience, I hope. It has. And I wanted 265 00:14:17,420 --> 00:14:21,220 to see if maybe you would consider promoting me to a server. 266 00:14:21,440 --> 00:14:23,200 You think you know the menu, right? Yeah. 267 00:14:23,560 --> 00:14:26,380 Okay. Why don't I kind of put you through your paces? 268 00:14:26,780 --> 00:14:28,020 You're going to test me? Yeah. 269 00:14:28,780 --> 00:14:29,780 I'll be in the VIP. 270 00:14:30,040 --> 00:14:32,300 My phone's ringing. Let me just answer my phone. 271 00:14:32,760 --> 00:14:36,680 I think it's very important for people to come up through the ranks in a 272 00:14:36,680 --> 00:14:39,860 restaurant. It's like my own son. He started as a dishwasher, then he was a 273 00:14:39,860 --> 00:14:42,060 buffer, then he's a runner, and now he's a server. 274 00:14:42,260 --> 00:14:45,880 And James was a buffer, then he was a DJ, and now he's fired. 275 00:14:47,420 --> 00:14:48,379 Hey, Katie. 276 00:14:48,380 --> 00:14:49,380 Everything okay? 277 00:14:49,720 --> 00:14:50,720 Yes. 278 00:14:50,860 --> 00:14:54,140 I'm definitely hungover. I mean, it's not been perfect. 279 00:14:54,660 --> 00:14:57,620 Tom and I have had a few little flare -ups. 280 00:14:57,980 --> 00:14:59,520 Flare up? That doesn't sound good. 281 00:14:59,760 --> 00:15:02,080 I feel like he was picking fights with me more than anything. 282 00:15:02,460 --> 00:15:06,380 I wasn't really doing anything that would warrant him to get mad or mean, 283 00:15:06,380 --> 00:15:07,900 I mean, are you guys looking for problems? 284 00:15:08,460 --> 00:15:12,640 Well, nothing's that important you need to be fighting right now. Trust me on 285 00:15:12,640 --> 00:15:13,179 that one. 286 00:15:13,180 --> 00:15:15,460 The hard work in a marriage starts later. 287 00:15:15,980 --> 00:15:20,400 Tough times are inevitable, and if Tom and Katie can't have a good time on 288 00:15:20,400 --> 00:15:22,620 bachelor party, when can they? 289 00:15:22,900 --> 00:15:26,120 Are you still thinking that you do want to do a photo shoot this year? 290 00:15:26,340 --> 00:15:29,880 Don't. Don't worry about all the things that you've got to do when you're back 291 00:15:29,880 --> 00:15:34,100 here. Go patch things up with Schwartzy. We will. I'll make sure that you get 292 00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:36,500 your relationship back on the right track. 293 00:15:36,840 --> 00:15:37,840 All right, I'll talk to you later. 294 00:15:37,980 --> 00:15:38,980 Cheers. Bye. 295 00:15:56,830 --> 00:16:00,150 I would definitely like to just start today off as a new chapter. 296 00:16:00,450 --> 00:16:01,670 Guys, I got t -shirts. 297 00:16:02,190 --> 00:16:03,190 Oh, yeah. 298 00:16:03,390 --> 00:16:04,390 Boreana. 299 00:16:05,010 --> 00:16:06,990 Jack, thumbs out, dumbs out. 300 00:16:08,630 --> 00:16:13,690 Seeing everyone after last night is like a walk of shame after an orgy gone 301 00:16:13,690 --> 00:16:14,950 horribly wrong. 302 00:16:15,550 --> 00:16:18,270 Because I've been to lots of those, so I guess I would know. 303 00:16:19,730 --> 00:16:20,870 Hey, what's up, man? 304 00:16:21,790 --> 00:16:24,710 How's it going? Hey, buddy. How you doing? I'm good. Dude, I don't even know 305 00:16:24,710 --> 00:16:26,110 what happened. How did it come to this? 306 00:16:26,470 --> 00:16:29,470 Where is Katie right now? I understand. Where's Katie? How does she seem? I 307 00:16:29,470 --> 00:16:31,770 don't know. I haven't talked to her yet today. No one talked to her? I asked her 308 00:16:31,770 --> 00:16:32,970 to come to our room and she never came. 309 00:16:33,470 --> 00:16:37,550 Worst case scenarios of a joint bachelor -bachelorette party nightmare is come 310 00:16:37,550 --> 00:16:40,450 true. I talk a big game, but I'm actually really scared. 311 00:16:40,750 --> 00:16:41,750 Katie's scared. 312 00:16:41,810 --> 00:16:47,050 This is a great conversation for a pool party. I feel like my best choice right 313 00:16:47,050 --> 00:16:50,950 now is just run away. Just pick up whatever I have and start fresh. 314 00:16:53,190 --> 00:16:55,350 You okay? I'm falling apart. 315 00:17:05,410 --> 00:17:07,569 I don't have to be hungover for this. 316 00:17:07,970 --> 00:17:10,329 I'd be hungover with anyone who dies to you guys. 317 00:17:12,589 --> 00:17:13,589 Grandma! 318 00:17:14,329 --> 00:17:15,329 Hey, sweetie. 319 00:17:20,560 --> 00:17:22,859 Ask the girls to dress to the heat and help us move. 320 00:17:23,060 --> 00:17:24,019 Hey, honey. 321 00:17:24,020 --> 00:17:25,640 Looking good, looking good. 322 00:17:26,119 --> 00:17:31,040 Hi. Hi, sweetie pie. My dad is selling my childhood home. This is where you 323 00:17:31,040 --> 00:17:34,900 up? Yeah. I just really wanted to come for like one last time and see it before 324 00:17:34,900 --> 00:17:35,920 I can't anymore. 325 00:17:36,160 --> 00:17:41,080 I have so many memories here. Bad and good. When freaking Katrina came and 326 00:17:41,080 --> 00:17:44,920 flooded my house. Or all the sleepovers with my best friend, Tina Menina. 327 00:17:45,680 --> 00:17:48,240 So many sleepovers to the point where my dad thought I was a lesbian. 328 00:17:48,520 --> 00:17:49,520 Oh, my God, Dad. 329 00:17:49,580 --> 00:17:53,120 Whenever I would come home from school, but before you got home, I would, like, 330 00:17:53,120 --> 00:17:56,860 walk around singing Broadway show tunes like this with my audience, and then the 331 00:17:56,860 --> 00:17:59,700 dogs would howl. That's how much they hated my singing. 332 00:18:00,060 --> 00:18:03,600 No, no, no, no, no, no. I'm going to really miss this house. 333 00:18:03,880 --> 00:18:05,100 Do you all have a good time yesterday? 334 00:18:05,540 --> 00:18:09,540 Way too much fun. I've been puking all morning. I keep throwing up. I'm so 335 00:18:09,540 --> 00:18:11,360 hungover. You don't understand. 336 00:18:11,740 --> 00:18:15,400 It's nice to be around my grandmother right now because I see this wonderful 337 00:18:15,400 --> 00:18:20,460 woman who is now alone since my grandfather died having such an exciting 338 00:18:20,460 --> 00:18:21,820 and loving every day. 339 00:18:22,120 --> 00:18:23,460 I miss you so much. 340 00:18:23,660 --> 00:18:24,660 I miss you too. 341 00:18:24,820 --> 00:18:30,040 She's everything that I aspire to be. Half of it I won't be because she's way 342 00:18:30,040 --> 00:18:31,140 nicer than I am. 343 00:18:31,980 --> 00:18:32,939 Kind of sad. 344 00:18:32,940 --> 00:18:36,900 I know. But you know, you know what I always say. Once you take everything out 345 00:18:36,900 --> 00:18:39,280 of your home, it's only a house. 346 00:18:39,700 --> 00:18:42,140 Yeah. But of course, you've been away for a while. 347 00:18:42,720 --> 00:18:44,500 Remember when you lived with us? 348 00:18:44,720 --> 00:18:48,780 Yeah. Your mom would get you dressed up in the cute little dresses. 349 00:18:49,180 --> 00:18:51,460 And I would change like three times a day. Yeah. 350 00:18:51,680 --> 00:18:54,780 Grandma, I always say that you're where I got my style from. Yeah. Because you 351 00:18:54,780 --> 00:18:57,900 have the best style of anyone I know. Thank you, dear. And of course. 352 00:18:58,350 --> 00:19:02,090 I have to take credit for your name. You named me Stassi. Yes. 353 00:19:02,370 --> 00:19:04,910 You know, here's this little bitty baby, Nastassia. 354 00:19:05,210 --> 00:19:08,970 I said, oh, my God, I'm calling her Stassi. 355 00:19:09,590 --> 00:19:13,570 I mean, you have, like, so many grandchildren and great -grandchildren, 356 00:19:13,570 --> 00:19:14,570 always been your fave. 357 00:19:14,670 --> 00:19:15,870 Right, you have. 358 00:19:17,690 --> 00:19:19,670 I love you. I love you, too. 359 00:19:21,270 --> 00:19:24,030 Now, if you feel like giving me some of your Chanel's, I'd be okay with that. 360 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:30,080 Coming up. You were a nightmare of a human being for the first two to three 361 00:19:30,080 --> 00:19:33,120 years I dated you. You know what, Tom? You had an option back then. I know. And 362 00:19:33,120 --> 00:19:35,860 you put a ring on my f***ing finger, so stop throwing my f***ing face. 363 00:19:39,140 --> 00:19:44,760 Did I let you feed it? 364 00:19:45,320 --> 00:19:47,340 No. I think everyone's gonna have to drink. 365 00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:50,920 But last night, I don't know if it was the alcohol talk or what, but you said, 366 00:19:50,980 --> 00:19:53,560 how the hell can I marry this girl? I'm just saying, like, I'm broken. 367 00:19:54,240 --> 00:19:57,460 I don't know what to do anymore. I've tried A, B, C, and D. I don't know what 368 00:19:57,460 --> 00:19:58,460 else to do anymore. 369 00:19:58,740 --> 00:20:02,100 I think I would be a little cynical in that heat of the moment. 370 00:20:02,540 --> 00:20:06,640 All right, I'm going to talk to Katie. I don't think you can afford another blow 371 00:20:06,640 --> 00:20:08,460 -up. I think it'll break you. I think it'll be done. 372 00:20:08,980 --> 00:20:14,060 Sometimes in a relationship, you just got to give in and just say you're 373 00:20:14,300 --> 00:20:15,620 Just don't stop. 374 00:20:16,060 --> 00:20:18,060 I mean, look at me. I stopped the whole... 375 00:20:18,320 --> 00:20:19,740 Rumor about Brittany and Kristen. 376 00:20:19,940 --> 00:20:23,620 I'm sorry. I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. But you being like, I'm sorry. 377 00:20:23,620 --> 00:20:26,220 sorry I hurt your feelings does not make it seem like you were actually sorry. 378 00:20:26,940 --> 00:20:27,940 My life's better. 379 00:20:28,360 --> 00:20:29,960 Schwartz, look who I found at the bar. 380 00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:33,120 Got a beer for you. Tom number two. I got you something. 381 00:20:33,460 --> 00:20:38,140 That's another one because you are Tom number one. Give me that. 382 00:20:38,700 --> 00:20:39,980 Mine says straight in quotation. 383 00:20:40,420 --> 00:20:43,400 I got one for Carter that says I'm with crazy and hasn't asked. 384 00:20:44,760 --> 00:20:46,180 Chase says ask my wife. 385 00:20:46,640 --> 00:20:49,480 I feel like every guy eventually just like, you know what, it's not worth it. 386 00:20:49,880 --> 00:20:52,580 Wife's always right, man. They don't want any trouble. 387 00:20:52,980 --> 00:20:55,900 That happy wife, happy life thing, my dad always says the same to me all the 388 00:20:55,900 --> 00:20:57,680 time. Let's go to the pool. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 389 00:21:08,840 --> 00:21:10,300 100%, I'm about to get in this pool. 390 00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:13,040 This is a nice dress. You're going to ruin that dress. 391 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:18,880 I need at least 20 more hours of sleep. 392 00:21:19,120 --> 00:21:23,560 Yeah, because the boys slash girls kept us up all night. They were so weird. 393 00:21:23,600 --> 00:21:26,520 They were making sense. Oh, that Ruthie the crazy post. I am not going to let 394 00:21:26,520 --> 00:21:30,520 anybody say Tequila Katie ever again. It is Tequila and Tom. 395 00:21:30,720 --> 00:21:34,100 Tom was like accidentally looking. He's like, I know there's a reason to be mad. 396 00:21:34,380 --> 00:21:37,580 This person, it's in here. Let me find it. Hold on. 397 00:21:38,300 --> 00:21:40,120 Oh, it's Frank. 398 00:21:42,570 --> 00:21:46,530 I hate that I'm fighting with Schwartz right now, but the silver lining is 399 00:21:46,610 --> 00:21:52,690 for once, people got to see Tom at his worst, not just Tequila Katie's fault 400 00:21:52,690 --> 00:21:54,490 the time, and it does feel validating. 401 00:21:54,970 --> 00:21:59,030 How is it that we go to a joint bacha bacha, and normally the girls would be 402 00:21:59,030 --> 00:22:02,210 crying and fighting. We're partying. We're getting along. 403 00:22:02,610 --> 00:22:06,210 We're getting along. Honestly, it makes me feel really happy, though, because we 404 00:22:06,210 --> 00:22:07,210 won. 405 00:22:15,370 --> 00:22:16,490 Hello. Hello. 406 00:22:16,990 --> 00:22:18,630 Well, let's go for it. 407 00:22:19,090 --> 00:22:22,430 Okay. Welcome to Sir. My name's Katie. I'm going to be taking care of you. 408 00:22:22,430 --> 00:22:23,430 you like to start with a drink? 409 00:22:23,710 --> 00:22:25,570 I'd like a cocktail. 410 00:22:25,810 --> 00:22:26,810 What do you prefer? 411 00:22:26,850 --> 00:22:28,690 My favorite is the cucumber martini. 412 00:22:28,930 --> 00:22:35,930 Cucumber martini. No, I fancy something a little maybe fruitier. 413 00:22:37,290 --> 00:22:38,290 Fruitier? 414 00:22:40,690 --> 00:22:41,690 Okay. 415 00:22:42,060 --> 00:22:44,680 The Big Pinky is our best -selling drink here. 416 00:22:45,060 --> 00:22:51,420 It is much more fruitier. Or also the Strawberry Gimlet has a really good 417 00:22:51,420 --> 00:22:54,280 strawberry puree, sugar rim, and vodka. 418 00:22:56,180 --> 00:22:57,180 Vanderpump Vodka. 419 00:22:57,220 --> 00:23:01,200 When I'm looking to hire someone, I want them to come in with confidence. And I 420 00:23:01,200 --> 00:23:04,060 know maybe it can be intimidating just to serve me. 421 00:23:04,280 --> 00:23:07,380 But I think if they get past me, they'll get past anybody. 422 00:23:07,740 --> 00:23:09,360 Okay, so do you know all the cocktails? 423 00:23:09,620 --> 00:23:10,459 I do. 424 00:23:10,460 --> 00:23:12,100 Inside out? Upside down? No. 425 00:23:12,300 --> 00:23:13,460 You know all the ingredients? 426 00:23:13,860 --> 00:23:19,640 No. A server can ruin a good meal, but they can also elevate a great one. A 427 00:23:19,640 --> 00:23:22,640 server can make or break a diner's experience. 428 00:23:23,300 --> 00:23:27,100 Do we have the beet salad on the menu? Yeah, it's really, really, really 429 00:23:27,100 --> 00:23:28,680 delicious. It comes with fresh avocado. 430 00:23:29,080 --> 00:23:30,940 I don't think the beet salad comes with avocado. 431 00:23:35,520 --> 00:23:38,320 What about the special of the day? We always have special of the day. The 432 00:23:38,320 --> 00:23:40,860 grilled chilean sea bass with the lemon. 433 00:23:44,740 --> 00:23:47,260 Hold on. No, it's a certain thought. 434 00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:51,560 Okay, you've got to know this inside out and upside down. What I want you to do 435 00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:54,160 is go away, and I really want you to learn this venue. Okay. 436 00:23:54,440 --> 00:23:55,820 You're not ready to do this now. 437 00:23:56,160 --> 00:23:57,460 Trust me. You're right, yeah. 438 00:23:57,760 --> 00:23:58,739 Do you sound right? 439 00:23:58,740 --> 00:23:59,900 That's a good place to start. 440 00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:02,000 Thank you. 441 00:24:18,880 --> 00:24:19,880 Honey? 442 00:24:22,220 --> 00:24:23,220 Hang on. 443 00:24:24,620 --> 00:24:25,620 Why are we fighting? 444 00:24:25,920 --> 00:24:28,520 I don't, I'm not, I've been having a great time. 445 00:24:28,860 --> 00:24:31,660 Well, you, yeah. You're being mean to everyone last night. 446 00:24:31,880 --> 00:24:34,120 Yeah, because I was pissed off because they were coming at me. Like, there was 447 00:24:34,120 --> 00:24:37,720 an intervention last night. Well, it would be nice if you just would admit 448 00:24:37,720 --> 00:24:38,860 you did have sex with that girl. 449 00:24:39,230 --> 00:24:40,770 I didn't have sex with her. That's the thing. 450 00:24:41,010 --> 00:24:44,110 I know. Continue lying. Well, I was so shit -faced, there's no way I could even 451 00:24:44,110 --> 00:24:45,110 get an erection. 452 00:24:45,190 --> 00:24:47,190 I didn't. I'm not doing this. I'm just saying. 453 00:24:47,470 --> 00:24:50,510 Go back down to the pool. No, Bubba. Just get out of my face. No, no. If you 454 00:24:50,510 --> 00:24:53,510 kiss a girl, you're going to get lied about. You're still going to marry me. 455 00:24:53,510 --> 00:24:56,770 a horrible fucking person. I'm a monster. I don't get it. I don't get 456 00:24:57,050 --> 00:24:58,050 I don't get anything. 457 00:24:58,210 --> 00:24:59,630 Come here. I'm not doing this anymore. 458 00:24:59,870 --> 00:25:00,970 Bubba, let's work through it. 459 00:25:01,370 --> 00:25:03,230 Don't make me drink this poor local, because I will. 460 00:25:05,730 --> 00:25:07,190 Drop the Vegas girl thing. 461 00:25:07,970 --> 00:25:08,970 Drop it. 462 00:25:09,970 --> 00:25:11,490 I f***ed up, I admit it. 463 00:25:12,310 --> 00:25:15,290 But you were a nightmare of a human being for the first two to three years I 464 00:25:15,290 --> 00:25:18,170 dated you. You don't get to keep saying, well, you were a nightmare, you were a 465 00:25:18,170 --> 00:25:19,850 nightmare. No, you were really bad. 466 00:25:20,150 --> 00:25:23,010 You know what, Tom, you had an option back then. I know. And you put a ring on 467 00:25:23,010 --> 00:25:25,530 my f***ing fingers to stop throwing my f***ing face. I know. 468 00:25:25,730 --> 00:25:28,910 We're getting married, and when I just feel like there's a slight, like, crust 469 00:25:28,910 --> 00:25:30,910 thing still, then, you know. 470 00:25:37,220 --> 00:25:38,620 We can do this later. 471 00:25:38,880 --> 00:25:42,260 No, no, no, we'll do it now. No, we're not going to get anywhere, Tom. We're 472 00:25:42,260 --> 00:25:43,920 never going to agree on this. This is the bottom line. We're never going to 473 00:25:43,920 --> 00:25:46,120 agree. Okay, but, okay, we're going to disagree. 474 00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:48,820 All right, here's what we're going to do. We're going to take a shot of vodka. 475 00:25:49,020 --> 00:25:52,400 I'm not taking a shot of vodka, Tom. Oh, God, you're awful. Oh, my God. No, what 476 00:25:52,400 --> 00:25:54,600 you're going to do is stop criticizing me. 477 00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:56,940 That way I don't need to be defensive over things. 478 00:25:57,180 --> 00:26:01,360 Okay. I don't need you to remind me every shitty thing I've done. I have a 479 00:26:01,360 --> 00:26:04,980 pretty good memory. And me neither. I know I fucked up too. Stop bringing up 480 00:26:04,980 --> 00:26:05,980 Vegas. 481 00:26:06,340 --> 00:26:07,340 Whatever. Fine. 482 00:26:07,640 --> 00:26:09,360 I'll be happy. 483 00:26:10,260 --> 00:26:11,960 I'm going to have a good time today and have fun. 484 00:26:12,720 --> 00:26:13,720 So do I. 485 00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:15,400 Let's do it. 486 00:26:16,100 --> 00:26:17,100 Here's what's going to happen. 487 00:26:17,220 --> 00:26:20,320 We're going to have a good time. We're going to love you. But we're going to be 488 00:26:20,320 --> 00:26:21,320 cool with each other. 489 00:26:21,380 --> 00:26:22,380 Okay. 490 00:26:23,160 --> 00:26:24,160 Let's go have fun. 491 00:26:24,880 --> 00:26:26,080 You still have makeup on. 492 00:26:28,080 --> 00:26:29,920 I'm just a man trying to live. 493 00:26:30,940 --> 00:26:31,940 Like a woman? 494 00:26:34,480 --> 00:26:35,480 Coming up. 495 00:26:59,340 --> 00:27:00,780 You get me in the face with that, of course. 496 00:27:01,080 --> 00:27:02,520 We all have to work together here. 497 00:27:04,220 --> 00:27:05,300 Kelly, you're a Godzilla. 498 00:27:05,800 --> 00:27:06,800 Well, I'm not. 499 00:27:07,140 --> 00:27:07,959 Yeah, huh? 500 00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:08,960 That's you. 501 00:27:09,580 --> 00:27:14,280 Unfortunately, things got messy and fractured, but it's our last night, and 502 00:27:14,280 --> 00:27:18,800 want to salvage it. I want to have one happy -go -lucky fun last night. 503 00:27:19,040 --> 00:27:20,660 It's the back room. It's the back room. Let's roll. 504 00:27:20,960 --> 00:27:21,960 Uh -oh, VIP. 505 00:27:22,360 --> 00:27:23,360 Party's here. 506 00:27:24,140 --> 00:27:26,800 Thank you so much. What is this, by the way? 507 00:27:27,020 --> 00:27:28,020 It's called... 508 00:27:28,750 --> 00:27:29,930 Thank you. All right. Thank you. 509 00:27:30,310 --> 00:27:31,350 F you, sir. 510 00:27:31,810 --> 00:27:33,970 Peter. This is Tom. That's Peter. 511 00:27:34,230 --> 00:27:35,690 I feel like I'm at the last supper. 512 00:27:36,150 --> 00:27:37,150 Oh, my God. 513 00:27:37,330 --> 00:27:38,330 You're at the last supper. 514 00:27:39,250 --> 00:27:41,990 Yeah. What is that, by the way? That's awesome. 515 00:27:42,470 --> 00:27:45,490 It's so wrong, but it's so right. I'm not mad at it now. 516 00:27:45,850 --> 00:27:48,690 It's like having long nails. I'm not mad at it now. 517 00:27:49,570 --> 00:27:52,290 She likes it. These are fucking Swarovski crystals. 518 00:27:52,890 --> 00:27:53,890 Happy Drunk Sebastian. 519 00:27:54,150 --> 00:27:55,270 Another way to be drunk. 520 00:27:55,510 --> 00:27:56,510 I'm not Tom Petillo. 521 00:27:56,940 --> 00:27:57,960 Or tequila tunnel. 522 00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:00,960 Heavy drinking is usually what tears us apart. 523 00:28:01,300 --> 00:28:03,820 All right, ladies and gentlemen, I want to show you the gas mask. This does 524 00:28:03,820 --> 00:28:05,180 involve a lot of flames. 525 00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:09,640 But also, heavy drinking, it's the glue that brings us back together. 526 00:28:10,100 --> 00:28:13,900 This shot is for thinking positive and testing negative. 527 00:28:14,260 --> 00:28:16,760 All right, we're going to take the shot with our straw, if you don't mind 528 00:28:16,760 --> 00:28:19,060 bending over. I love when Brittany bends over. 529 00:28:19,420 --> 00:28:21,060 Chartreuse is 55 % alcohol. 530 00:28:21,300 --> 00:28:24,520 The stuff we're going to go on top of that was 160 proof alcohol. 531 00:28:25,100 --> 00:28:26,100 It's a cycle. 532 00:28:26,639 --> 00:28:29,960 There's just like a lot of times. Hey, you ready? 533 00:28:30,180 --> 00:28:31,640 Oh my God, no you're not. 534 00:28:31,980 --> 00:28:32,980 One more time. 535 00:28:33,100 --> 00:28:36,520 Now, these people are crazy about kissing each other. 536 00:28:41,060 --> 00:28:46,360 I think it's weird and right now I'm just happy I'm married. 537 00:28:46,580 --> 00:28:49,120 I'm never going to be able to make out with anybody else. Not that it's a big 538 00:28:49,120 --> 00:28:51,340 deal. I actually don't want to make out with anybody else. 539 00:28:52,460 --> 00:28:54,190 But... Maybe one time. 540 00:28:54,410 --> 00:28:56,950 Oh, wow. So romantic. Each person has one spoon. 541 00:28:57,390 --> 00:28:59,370 Spin that f***ing ball if you're going to do it. 542 00:29:02,990 --> 00:29:04,590 Oh! Oh! 543 00:29:05,310 --> 00:29:06,890 Oh! Oh! 544 00:29:07,530 --> 00:29:08,530 Oh! Oh! 545 00:29:08,630 --> 00:29:09,349 Oh! Oh! 546 00:29:09,350 --> 00:29:10,350 Oh! 547 00:29:10,910 --> 00:29:11,749 Oh! Oh! 548 00:29:11,750 --> 00:29:18,510 Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! The last time I'm going to 549 00:29:18,510 --> 00:29:20,710 kiss someone else as a single man. 550 00:29:20,990 --> 00:29:21,889 No tongue. 551 00:29:21,890 --> 00:29:22,890 No tongue. 552 00:29:23,340 --> 00:29:25,080 My last kiss is with Tom Sandoval. 553 00:29:34,120 --> 00:29:37,020 Sandoval and Schwartz are secretly in love with each other. Not so secretly. 554 00:29:37,740 --> 00:29:39,320 They're openly in love with each other. 555 00:29:53,379 --> 00:29:55,700 Kissing Sussie again is weird. 556 00:29:56,100 --> 00:29:59,860 Back in 2010, we dated for about four or five months. 557 00:30:00,200 --> 00:30:04,340 I became overbearing. She became very controlling. It was like oil and water. 558 00:30:04,460 --> 00:30:07,880 You shake it up a little bit, and maybe it looked good, but then all of a sudden 559 00:30:07,880 --> 00:30:08,880 it breaks apart. 560 00:30:12,600 --> 00:30:13,600 Again? 561 00:30:17,400 --> 00:30:18,400 Not again? 562 00:30:19,160 --> 00:30:20,920 Wow, that's so weird. 563 00:30:22,730 --> 00:30:27,290 See this? This is what the bachelor party was supposed to be like from the 564 00:30:27,290 --> 00:30:28,610 beginning. This is it. 565 00:30:29,730 --> 00:30:31,090 Your turn. Your turn. 566 00:30:31,510 --> 00:30:32,269 Do it. 567 00:30:32,270 --> 00:30:33,270 Do it. 568 00:30:33,310 --> 00:30:34,229 Do it. 569 00:30:34,230 --> 00:30:39,910 Now we have to do it because you can't not when they're... Do it. Do it. Peter, 570 00:30:40,010 --> 00:30:42,470 don't act like you don't want to. That's so mean. Oh, come on. 571 00:30:47,850 --> 00:30:52,130 Honestly, it's frustrating that everyone keeps making me kiss Peter, but... 572 00:30:52,460 --> 00:30:54,540 I'd rather kiss Peter than anyone else. 573 00:30:55,080 --> 00:30:56,460 Meaning anybody else in that bar. 574 00:30:56,780 --> 00:30:57,780 You know what I mean. 575 00:31:01,760 --> 00:31:02,240 I'm 576 00:31:02,240 --> 00:31:09,760 dying. 577 00:31:10,380 --> 00:31:12,940 Dude, I'm calling off, man. 578 00:31:14,820 --> 00:31:16,640 What's going on? Do you have a lighter? 579 00:31:16,980 --> 00:31:18,240 The weave is showing. 580 00:31:18,520 --> 00:31:20,020 No, it's not a weave. 581 00:31:20,260 --> 00:31:21,260 They're extensions. 582 00:31:21,770 --> 00:31:22,770 It's the same thing. 583 00:31:23,330 --> 00:31:27,790 You're a giant asshole tonight. You're a giant asshole all the time, honestly. 584 00:31:27,970 --> 00:31:30,530 I'm just being honest. I don't mean to be mean. I don't mean it in a mean way. 585 00:31:30,550 --> 00:31:32,870 It comes off that way. You're kind of a giant asshole. 586 00:31:33,130 --> 00:31:35,750 There's so many million more things I don't bitch about. 587 00:31:36,070 --> 00:31:40,030 Why do you feel the need to talk to my boyfriend about our past? Wait, you 588 00:31:40,030 --> 00:31:41,230 I'm not pissed off about yesterday? 589 00:31:41,750 --> 00:31:46,890 I just came out of the cigarette, dude. You just stepped into the swamp. 590 00:31:49,090 --> 00:31:50,059 Coming up. 591 00:31:50,060 --> 00:31:51,560 It's raw and real, you know what I mean? 592 00:31:51,780 --> 00:31:52,780 It tells a story. 593 00:31:53,020 --> 00:31:54,120 It does tell a story. 594 00:31:54,460 --> 00:31:56,880 A poop penis is in our bowl. 595 00:32:02,500 --> 00:32:07,400 I just came out of the pig rat, dude. You just stepped into the swamp. 596 00:32:08,700 --> 00:32:12,740 Why did you even bring up our dating life to my current boyfriend? 597 00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:17,440 I'll tell you. 598 00:32:17,740 --> 00:32:19,220 It'll blow your mind, Carter. 599 00:32:19,460 --> 00:32:23,660 Why the f*** would you go to him and talk s*** about things about me years 600 00:32:23,660 --> 00:32:24,660 years ago? Who cares? 601 00:32:25,100 --> 00:32:26,100 He knows everything. 602 00:32:26,460 --> 00:32:29,320 So when you say to him, you guys, she's f***ed. Maybe she's f***ed behind my 603 00:32:29,320 --> 00:32:33,900 back. He knows more than you do. I don't deny the fact that I cheated on you. I 604 00:32:33,900 --> 00:32:34,900 f***ed up. 605 00:32:36,730 --> 00:32:38,250 I cheated on you. Two in one weekend. 606 00:32:39,590 --> 00:32:41,090 What is your end goal with that? 607 00:32:41,330 --> 00:32:46,090 First of all, I didn't go up to Carter. You guys were bombarding Schwartz. 608 00:32:46,290 --> 00:32:47,990 That's why all this bullshit. 609 00:32:48,390 --> 00:32:55,030 Carter comes into situations and he talks about things like he was there. 610 00:32:55,310 --> 00:32:57,350 She wants you to have her back. I do. 611 00:32:57,830 --> 00:33:03,230 You did or you didn't have sex with that girl? I swear to God. I was actually 612 00:33:03,230 --> 00:33:04,810 there. Leave him alone. 613 00:33:05,310 --> 00:33:06,219 I don't want... 614 00:33:06,220 --> 00:33:08,900 That kind of ruined it. Actually, you can't ruin it for me. 615 00:33:09,360 --> 00:33:13,780 I'm a different person. I'm glad to see you more happy. And I don't want you 616 00:33:13,780 --> 00:33:16,260 to... I don't want to talk about the past. 617 00:33:16,460 --> 00:33:20,280 And I apologize if I brought up... I should not. 618 00:33:20,700 --> 00:33:23,020 I just want us to be cool. I want us to chill. 619 00:33:23,360 --> 00:33:26,980 Okay, I will. I will. I will. I will. Fine. 620 00:33:27,260 --> 00:33:30,360 The last time me and Chris had a conversation like this was in Miami. 621 00:33:30,960 --> 00:33:31,960 Please, 622 00:33:34,580 --> 00:33:36,540 like, I just want you to be happy. 623 00:33:36,960 --> 00:33:40,480 This is all in the past for me. Like, that book is closed. 624 00:33:40,780 --> 00:33:41,920 I'm going to give you a hug. 625 00:33:42,160 --> 00:33:44,700 Dude, come on. Come on. 626 00:33:44,980 --> 00:33:46,720 Come on. We're cool. We're cool. 627 00:33:47,120 --> 00:33:48,180 I'm sorry, dude. 628 00:34:06,990 --> 00:34:07,989 Hi, darling. 629 00:34:07,990 --> 00:34:09,550 I can't believe you're still working. 630 00:34:10,170 --> 00:34:11,449 God, don't you ever stop? 631 00:34:11,750 --> 00:34:12,770 Move over, move over. 632 00:34:13,030 --> 00:34:14,030 Just sit down nicely. 633 00:34:14,710 --> 00:34:16,889 Down. Thank you for my tea. 634 00:34:17,350 --> 00:34:18,750 You've given me everything I need. 635 00:34:19,770 --> 00:34:20,770 Exactly. 636 00:34:21,230 --> 00:34:23,150 Actually, you're probably the only one that would put up with me. 637 00:34:23,830 --> 00:34:25,850 Who else would put up with somebody with eight dogs? 638 00:34:26,150 --> 00:34:27,129 They're my dogs. 639 00:34:27,130 --> 00:34:28,150 They're my dogs. 640 00:34:28,610 --> 00:34:30,010 Right, you're all settled. 641 00:34:30,630 --> 00:34:31,630 Biscuit's gone. 642 00:34:32,270 --> 00:34:33,929 So, what are you doing? Work? 643 00:34:34,210 --> 00:34:35,690 Yeah. I was thinking. 644 00:34:36,409 --> 00:34:38,870 You know the premise is just a long -term pump? 645 00:34:39,250 --> 00:34:40,630 One you didn't want me to buy? 646 00:34:40,870 --> 00:34:43,830 There are things in the window that make my eyes water. 647 00:34:44,230 --> 00:34:45,230 Oh, my God. 648 00:34:46,190 --> 00:34:52,190 What about maybe if we did a new kind of young restaurant and 649 00:34:52,190 --> 00:34:55,989 maybe we had a couple of young partners? 650 00:34:56,310 --> 00:35:00,550 The pump has only been open a couple of years, but already I feel the need maybe 651 00:35:00,550 --> 00:35:03,070 to explore the possibility of another restaurant. 652 00:35:04,040 --> 00:35:09,360 Maybe we groom somebody to kind of take the pressure off us a bit. I mean, Tom 653 00:35:09,360 --> 00:35:14,360 Sandoval has worked for us, I mean, for years now. 654 00:35:14,740 --> 00:35:16,820 He must have been with us for eight years. 655 00:35:17,060 --> 00:35:21,260 It may sound crazy, but what about maybe Sandoval? He might be ready to take on 656 00:35:21,260 --> 00:35:22,620 his guidance, maybe. 657 00:35:22,940 --> 00:35:28,180 The thing is about Tom Sandoval is not only he's an excellent bartender, I 658 00:35:28,180 --> 00:35:29,880 really do feel that he's hungry. 659 00:35:30,340 --> 00:35:32,760 Maybe to have him as a junior partner... 660 00:35:33,020 --> 00:35:34,020 Might be a good idea. 661 00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:37,020 Well, it's something to think about anyway. It certainly is. 662 00:35:37,240 --> 00:35:40,180 Maybe why don't you pour me a glass of wine? I've finished this now. 663 00:35:41,020 --> 00:35:45,720 Early night, a glass of wine. Oh, you calm down. A little bit of TV. 664 00:35:46,240 --> 00:35:48,840 I've got a particular program I want to watch tonight. 665 00:35:50,100 --> 00:35:51,400 Get up, you. Come on. 666 00:35:52,700 --> 00:35:54,620 Don't get excited. You need to calm down. 667 00:35:58,920 --> 00:35:59,920 You want to lie down? 668 00:36:14,770 --> 00:36:19,990 We peer pressured Stassi and Peter into making out. So maybe we need to peer 669 00:36:19,990 --> 00:36:22,270 pressure Schwartz and Katie into doing it. 670 00:36:22,490 --> 00:36:23,670 Working out the problem. 671 00:36:31,920 --> 00:36:34,380 Get in there, dude. Get in there. Hands on fire. 672 00:36:34,920 --> 00:36:35,920 Oh, yeah. 673 00:36:40,220 --> 00:36:43,100 Double love. 674 00:36:46,680 --> 00:36:47,680 Who's got one? 675 00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:51,560 You guys want it? You want it? 676 00:36:51,860 --> 00:36:52,860 You want the full? 677 00:36:53,460 --> 00:36:54,460 You don't want this. 678 00:36:55,160 --> 00:36:56,160 You don't want this. 679 00:36:56,740 --> 00:36:57,960 Tom, where's my penis? 680 00:37:01,360 --> 00:37:02,400 So it's like the same thing. 681 00:37:02,820 --> 00:37:05,900 Tom's actually doing a really good job with his striptease. I mean, Tom might 682 00:37:05,900 --> 00:37:09,760 actually get laid tonight. You know, if Katie doesn't, I think Santa ball will. 683 00:37:13,720 --> 00:37:19,220 Katie and 684 00:37:19,220 --> 00:37:25,980 Tom's relationship 685 00:37:25,980 --> 00:37:30,000 is like being on a roller coaster. I mean, they have crazy highs like 686 00:37:30,160 --> 00:37:31,160 but. 687 00:37:31,399 --> 00:37:34,740 Eventually, gravity is going to bring them back down to Earth, and I just hope 688 00:37:34,740 --> 00:37:36,380 when it does, they don't come crashing down. 689 00:37:37,520 --> 00:37:39,780 I love my Bubba. I love my Bubba. 690 00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:55,920 Guys, I had the 691 00:37:55,920 --> 00:37:59,920 most fucking awkward conversation with Kristen. 692 00:38:01,009 --> 00:38:02,009 When? Tonight. 693 00:38:02,070 --> 00:38:06,570 There was a point where I felt like she was literally having an argument with 694 00:38:06,570 --> 00:38:07,570 herself. 695 00:38:08,770 --> 00:38:10,550 I felt like I was, like, on a horse. 696 00:38:10,890 --> 00:38:15,250 This is, like, bucking, like, and just, like, roaming off, and, like, I'm just, 697 00:38:15,290 --> 00:38:16,890 like, trying to hang on. 698 00:38:17,110 --> 00:38:18,110 Mom, lay down. 699 00:38:18,250 --> 00:38:21,710 Oh, I'm chilling, man. I'm chilling. I'll give you a head rub. I don't want 700 00:38:21,710 --> 00:38:22,810 attention anymore, buh -bye. 701 00:38:23,230 --> 00:38:28,030 We've aired a lot of grievances. We've fought enough that we just need to 702 00:38:28,030 --> 00:38:29,230 it up, and we can... 703 00:38:29,950 --> 00:38:32,890 Open that bottle after the wedding. It's raw and real, you know what I mean? 704 00:38:33,210 --> 00:38:34,210 It does tell a story. 705 00:38:34,370 --> 00:38:35,470 It does tell a story. 706 00:38:35,870 --> 00:38:38,330 Of two penises in his fucking armhole. 707 00:38:39,650 --> 00:38:40,750 Bobby looks so handsome. 708 00:38:41,270 --> 00:38:45,170 Seeking a little revenge all over his face for being such an asshole to me. 709 00:38:45,830 --> 00:38:46,808 Really nice. 710 00:38:46,810 --> 00:38:49,030 This is my best masterpiece ever. 711 00:38:49,270 --> 00:38:50,410 Coming up. 712 00:38:53,410 --> 00:38:54,328 What's on your plate? 713 00:38:54,330 --> 00:38:56,650 Chicken cutlets, things that you guys put in your hangover kit. 714 00:38:57,529 --> 00:39:00,390 No, they're not chicken cutlet things. That's what you had in your bra when you 715 00:39:00,390 --> 00:39:01,390 were dressed in traffic. 716 00:39:18,330 --> 00:39:19,370 I do not feel good. 717 00:39:20,150 --> 00:39:22,510 Yeah. I feel like death. 718 00:39:23,590 --> 00:39:24,488 What's on your face? 719 00:39:24,490 --> 00:39:26,730 Chicken cutlet things that you guys put in your hangover kit. 720 00:39:27,529 --> 00:39:30,290 No, they're not chicken -colored things. That's what you had in your bra when 721 00:39:30,290 --> 00:39:31,290 you were dressed in drag. 722 00:39:31,510 --> 00:39:32,630 I'm trying to rejuvenate. 723 00:39:33,470 --> 00:39:35,150 I don't even have room for this. 724 00:39:35,690 --> 00:39:40,550 You have one bag that's all drag stuff. You should have enough room. I know, but 725 00:39:40,550 --> 00:39:42,070 I've acquired more drags. 726 00:39:42,410 --> 00:39:44,670 I don't think that's physically possible. 727 00:39:45,070 --> 00:39:47,290 Please do me a favor and don't post any. 728 00:39:48,190 --> 00:39:49,510 Pictures of you in drag on Instagram. 729 00:39:49,730 --> 00:39:51,250 Do you think I want to post any of those pictures? 730 00:39:51,630 --> 00:39:54,290 I'm not even going to send a picture of my mom to it because she was already 731 00:39:54,290 --> 00:39:57,590 worried that you were kissing dudes. I think out of this group, I am the least 732 00:39:57,590 --> 00:39:59,310 to have an issue with kissing guys. 733 00:39:59,650 --> 00:40:01,810 Hey, Ariana, you totally can use this bra, right? 734 00:40:02,210 --> 00:40:03,210 Yeah, it's my size. 735 00:40:04,230 --> 00:40:06,930 I feel like yesterday really helped the trip. Yeah. 736 00:40:07,450 --> 00:40:11,870 The thing is, the reason why everyone fights so much, too, is that you can't 737 00:40:11,870 --> 00:40:14,930 fight when you're drunk. And I know that, and I can say that because I watch 738 00:40:14,930 --> 00:40:19,270 everyone. Yeah. And Schwartz just has a lot of built -up frustration. 739 00:40:19,930 --> 00:40:24,530 And also, they don't listen, which I can agree with because... Where's the 740 00:40:24,530 --> 00:40:27,790 steamer? And the other heels over there, please. 741 00:40:28,290 --> 00:40:29,290 What other heels? 742 00:40:29,370 --> 00:40:32,530 They're just right there by my little back. That's what I just said. Marriage, 743 00:40:32,530 --> 00:40:34,270 feel like you have to really want to. 744 00:40:34,620 --> 00:40:36,920 Like, for me, adjusting was wearing a ring. I don't wear jewelry. 745 00:40:37,440 --> 00:40:42,120 Adjustment, joint bank account, having access to everything and anything. 746 00:40:42,540 --> 00:40:42,860 I came 747 00:40:42,860 --> 00:40:49,960 to 748 00:40:49,960 --> 00:40:51,740 New Orleans, and I kissed a guy. 749 00:40:52,120 --> 00:40:56,420 Granted, that guy was Peter, one of my ex -boyfriends, but it was a guy that 750 00:40:56,420 --> 00:40:59,680 wasn't Patrick, and that made me feel good. I mean, like, that's progress, 751 00:40:59,800 --> 00:41:00,800 right? 752 00:41:05,320 --> 00:41:09,140 I think I died last night. Oh, Bubba, your poor face. I'm sorry. 753 00:41:09,780 --> 00:41:12,260 I scrubbed it so much I started bleeding. 754 00:41:12,620 --> 00:41:13,620 It'll come off. 755 00:41:16,500 --> 00:41:18,880 Dude, don't let that happen. 756 00:41:19,560 --> 00:41:25,460 We pulled it together. 757 00:41:25,780 --> 00:41:27,160 I wish we wouldn't have fought. 758 00:41:27,400 --> 00:41:28,400 A little more fighting. 759 00:41:30,140 --> 00:41:31,900 We'll bottle that up, alright? 760 00:41:32,220 --> 00:41:33,440 We're not gonna fight. 761 00:41:34,390 --> 00:41:38,870 Yeah. We have a wedding in like two weeks, and any lingering issues or 762 00:41:38,870 --> 00:41:43,190 resentment that Katie and I haven't fully resolved, we don't have time for 763 00:41:43,190 --> 00:41:45,750 stuff. We're just going to set that bottle out to sea. 764 00:41:45,990 --> 00:41:48,370 It was such a beautiful night. No one fought at all. 765 00:41:48,690 --> 00:41:50,770 People made out. That's how every night should be. 766 00:41:54,310 --> 00:41:55,450 I've really tried that. 767 00:41:56,380 --> 00:42:00,740 Move past this whole Vegas girl thing. I don't have time to think about it 768 00:42:00,740 --> 00:42:04,540 anymore. I want to focus on my flowers and my dress. 769 00:42:04,760 --> 00:42:09,140 And I just want to put this wedding train back on the tracks and get 770 00:42:09,500 --> 00:42:10,900 Sorry I didn't do you last night. 771 00:42:11,220 --> 00:42:12,320 I was too drunk. 772 00:42:15,120 --> 00:42:18,140 Next time on Vanderpump Rules. 773 00:42:18,380 --> 00:42:20,900 Okay, so is everybody looking good? That's great. 774 00:42:22,670 --> 00:42:26,010 I feel left out of certain things. I didn't know that he wanted to be 775 00:42:26,230 --> 00:42:27,770 I don't know, I guess I just want to play God. 776 00:42:28,190 --> 00:42:29,850 Am I really going on OKCupid? 777 00:42:30,550 --> 00:42:31,509 What do you do? 778 00:42:31,510 --> 00:42:35,210 I work to automate solutions through technology. 779 00:42:36,250 --> 00:42:43,210 These lovers... I'm 780 00:42:43,210 --> 00:42:45,510 concerned of taking the responsibility. 781 00:42:46,010 --> 00:42:49,930 I just need to know that you're really committed to each other. You're just 782 00:42:49,930 --> 00:42:50,930 disappointed. 783 00:42:51,260 --> 00:42:52,440 In myself and ours. 784 00:42:53,740 --> 00:42:56,980 To see more of Vanderpump Rules, go to bravotv .com.